Summer brings vacations and we are no different. My wife, my 16-year-old daughter and I recently went on a rollercoaster vacation. It was my idea but I didn’t think I would have to ride the coasters. Boy was I wrong!
The idea was to hit three amusement parks in three states and ride the coasters. Now, I haven’t been on a rollercoaster in fifteen years and I liked it that way.

First stop was Dorney Park in Pennsylvania. Since it was a little over an hour ride there, we left that morning and headed straight for the park. Although, it was crowded (it was a Saturday), the lines were not long, but we only accomplished 4 rollercoaster rides. Of course, we did other things like the carousel and the water park and other rides that had me spinning. My wife got stung by a bee on the very first ride and we went to first aid to get some salve and ice. It didn’t dampen her spirits but it hurt like hell. At the water park, I lost my eyeglasses on some tube ride and they had to close the ride until I could locate them. Okay, they made me take off my water shoes, but never mentioned the glasses. What was up with that?

We stayed overnight in PA and then traveled to NY the next day. There was a stop at the Corning Glass Museum so that the ladies could make some glass products. My wife made a pendant and my daughter sandblasted a vase that was labeled “The Karpf Rollercoaster Vacation 2009”.

We then drove up to Dansville (it was quiet for a Sunday), but my daughter took some photos of me. It’s on my buck list to visit as many towns in the US with my name in it. (The next one will be Danville, PA). Okay, so I am strange, but it is fun to travel!
This was the only day that we hit rain on our trip, which slowed us down (okay, my wife since she was driving), but we made it to our upstate New York hotel with no problem. I think we even got to enjoy the pool. The next amusement park was the Darien Lake Theme Park. It used to be a Six Flags, but no longer. The Kingdom Bound Music Festival was happening while we were there, which made it crowded but still no long lines. Luck was on our side! We completed 6 rollercoaster rides (yes, some of them twice) and I didn’t lose my glasses on any water rides. My wife stayed away from any bees. This was my favorite park of all three.
The following day would be the longest drive since we were heading to Six Flags Great Adventure in New Jersey. We had to stop off in Corning to pick up my wife’s pendant since it needed a day to cool. I actually did some driving and although we live in New Jersey, I thought the GPS was taking us to the wrong hotel. It didn’t and all was okay.
We started the day with the trip through the Safari Park. When I was a kid, the baboons used to climb all over your car and I wanted my daughter to experience this. Now, they are behind fences and I was quite disappointed. We could have gone to a zoo. Great Adventure has the biggest rollercoasters and more of them. And since we didn’t go to the water park that day, we spent all day riding them. We did a total of 10 rides before my wife and I decided our brains were jumbling around in our heads. Also, towards the end of the afternoon, the lines were getting longer.
We decided to call it a day after the log flume and headed home. I heard there is a great rollercoaster park in Ohio. Shhh… please don’t tell my daughter!